Well, I've heard of a "duckling turning into a swan," but this is taking things to a whole new level! It seems we have a beautiful anomaly on our hands: a duck that's turned into a woman.
I wonder if she still quacks when she's excited? And does she have a sudden urge to swim whenever she sees a pond? Maybe she still likes to nibble on breadcrumbs, but now she dips them in ranch dressing instead of pond water.
All I can say is, if anyone needs a wing-woman, she's got it covered!
